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0 x) b, U/ ]4 _' l+ m0 G8 m( B z; d9 n君不见黄河之水天上来,奔流到海不复回。
/ Y+ L, F+ u" [+ d5 x% n! c2 {最近忙着学习,也忙着面试,想找一家公司上班去,闲着蛋疼无聊的时候,居然又拿起手机看了一会唐诗(远在异国他乡求学,周边全是黑不溜秋的小菲妞,我TMD居然在星巴克里拿出手机看唐诗,不知道这算是装B呢还是好学?欢迎拍砖。)可是这一次再读李白的将进酒的时候,我TNND居然笑了!笑的周围的小菲妞们莫名其妙的,我也有点小尴尬,于是乎,就打开天策,上来扯扯犊子,分享一下。) T) o3 g1 ?# T: _( G1 e
原诗:将进酒
; @. u* k% Z5 a作者:李白
( p, ^2 D+ l2 u$ |" m君不见高堂明镜悲白发,朝如青丝暮成雪。
* l( |. x+ k* O# {( B. j人生得意须尽欢,莫使金樽空对月。
! @) t: F6 z( V0 t$ y天生我材必有用,千金散尽还复来。. a! z" K+ D) r0 U! S
烹羊宰牛且为乐,会须一饮三百杯。
9 G8 A0 ?) w1 Y3 N1 o岑夫子,丹丘生,将进酒,杯莫停。
& ]- c7 D3 z: l/ y/ |1 e/ q) z与君歌一曲,请君为我倾耳听。
0 W6 W: J! i' g; O5 |钟鼓馔玉不足贵,但愿长醉不复醒。4 w2 Q( a( ^) u* h- Q$ }' q6 j
古来圣贤皆寂寞,惟有饮者留其名。$ x5 \3 B# x# d9 s! }3 e
陈王昔时宴平乐,斗酒十千恣欢谑。3 c- R, A& w; T3 ?% T5 |5 H7 F; y
主人何为言少钱,径须沽取对君酌。
, B0 j9 S4 `6 v五花马,千金裘,呼儿将出换美酒,与尔同销万古愁。
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老铁啊!你TMD想想,咱吹牛B起得来时候,滔滔不绝,就像黄河之水一样,奔流到海,酣畅淋漓,你TMD的再想想,咱们在那里对着镜子觉得自己老了,头发都花白了,真TMD的不值当啊!
2 r/ P5 A, C0 r* b老铁啊!人活着啊,一辈子就TMD图个爽!别TMD空着酒杯在那里干坐着?你说是不是这个道理啊?
$ O1 n/ O1 u! D t1 e" ]' P老铁啊!咱这样的人才,肯定是绝对的NB的存在,钱嘛,那还是个事?花了就花了!输了就输了!淘宝就淘宝了!用了肯定能赚回来的!别郁闷啊!
2 |+ R: Y4 l1 @) I' F老铁啊!你看着羊羔!这牛犊子!多TMD的肥啊!杀了炖了整酒去!多爽啊!一人搞他个三五斤酒,喝他个云里雾里,肯定爽,对不?4 {+ o6 Q1 r- E* S. u# }3 {
老铁啊!你看看,我带来这俩哥们,老岑,小丹,他俩合起来都尼玛一杯接一杯的,那酒杯都尼玛的锵锵锵的碰的响不停,这才是喝酒,对不?: d5 {6 v; i( Q6 e/ X
老铁啊!我对你说,这尼玛的唱小曲的妹子,这尼玛的盘里的下酒菜虽然都不错,很地道,也不便宜,但是,这算啥啊!对不?
/ u8 v( a- `& S7 v, L老铁啊!人生在世,喝酒最爽,你看,这喝的迷迷糊糊,看啥都飘飘然的,是不是很爽?
+ }2 c7 Q v: b老铁啊!我告诉你!人活一世,无论多牛B,喝酒不行的,都尼玛的没人记得住的!能喝的,能玩的,才能出名!(旁白:是啊!比如说少帅张学良)
' ]6 \$ R+ E, ?- o l1 ]1 Z" \老铁啊!你不行的话你看看曹操的儿子曹植,那喝酒泡妞,和他爹一样牛B,(虽然他没打过什么仗)但是三国历史,你能记得住谁?曹植肯定记得住吧!这娃喝酒老NB了!一喝就是千八百杯的!想怎么玩就怎么玩!5 F0 k0 X% u( A; @; F
老铁啊!你TMD的别说没钱,扯那犊子干啥呢!继续上酒,喝!喝倒算数!喝爽为止!, f8 ]! c+ Z' q& l( v: K
老铁啊!你看!你那宝马五系,几十万啊!你看你身上那貂!十几万啊!我操!赶紧叫你儿子给你拿去当了钱买酒去!老弟今天陪你的喝个天昏地暗,喝个开心痛快!这TMD是感情深一口闷,感情铁喝出血,喝到一佛升天二佛涅槃才是真的爽啊!
7 ?6 r# ]. W' j& \1 S! {——纵观此诗,最后这一句绝对是点睛之笔:什么牛B的话都让李白,李大仙人给说了!什么牛B的事也都让李白,李大仙人给做了!好酒好菜吃到倾家荡产,不过,这钱都不是咱李大仙人掏的!
. M* a- o4 o" |4 T) r% A; g读后心得:要想混吃骗喝,一定要敢吹牛B,敢说话,嗓门要大,说的要理直气壮,不仅如此,还要比买单的更豪放,更好爽,让他觉得直接不买单都尼玛的不好意思!为什么李白能斗酒诗百篇?都是骗酒喝练出来的!为啥人人都记得李白的诗?我擦!你要是被他忽悠着把宝马车都给买了,把貂皮大衣都给当了去买单请他喝酒,一觉醒来,你还能忘记他忽悠你的话?这事别说很多次了,哪怕就是一次,你也要上今日头条啊!所以,李白,李大仙人多年骗人请客买酒吃破产N人的典故,方法,还有那些话自然是传遍千里,流传千年了!写到这里,我想各位爷也看够了吧?还有版主!各公司的客服,你们也看爽了吧?既然爽了,那兄弟我也不多说了:什么华小芬啊,活跃币啊,经验啊,赶紧加啊!不把我弄醉了,我咋继续给你们吹啊!!!
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阁下也很牛B啊,许久不见,十几万个回帖了!膜拜一下! |
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