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当我打完麻将回到家中时,第一眼就看见了阳台上晾晒的衣服,心中咯噔一下,心想完了,出大事了!* u* \0 \+ c4 Z4 A. H1 c
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      老婆正在厨房做午饭,我跟她打了一声招呼后,小心翼翼地来到了阳台上,偷偷摸了我的裤子口袋,里面空落落的一无所有。此时,我的额头上已渗出汗珠。% K" g% T2 ?+ Z  N6 R; l0 P
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      本来我跟老婆是洗衣AA制,自结婚至今,除了她怀孕和生小孩那一段时间,我们都是各洗各的衣服。老婆今天破天荒地给我洗衣服,让我心中忐忑不安。我最担心的是我裤子口袋里的2000元钱,那可是我偷偷背着老婆打麻将赢的钱。& v; ~2 n$ N1 \! H9 j

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      在网上菠菜,我的本金都是经过老婆允许才给的。我说出来不怕大家笑话,我的工资卡都是由我老婆替我掌管,我连密码都不知道,还有我的身份证、户口本,都被我老婆锁在床头柜的小抽屉里。这2000元钱我本来打算开个银行账户存起来,可还没来得及把身份证弄出来,就被老婆发现了。5 J4 y, R" A9 \6 C

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+ |" H  `0 w2 q+ L" ~      中午,老婆搞了4个菜,1凉3热。凉菜是从小区门口的卤肉店里买的猪心肺。
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: y" J7 z6 C4 E# T8 ~      我说:老婆,今天怎么这么破费?0 X6 b. d# o2 w% Q) w

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2 N  G& ]' i9 h, k+ W      老婆一副得意洋洋的样子,说:今天真高兴,捡钱了呗!$ Z* B' i8 V" R! t1 q" L) f
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% z, }& A& o# U8 [      我听出来老婆是话中有话,就不敢再问了。
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8 W6 w2 G# m' X. M, C# {4 _6 m4 P; C% _: B      老婆说:来尝尝,这是狼心,那是狗肺!- o& Y" E1 J8 b
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+ J; Z; J6 n& k$ t/ j- {! A- i% [      我说:那是猪心猪肺。5 _5 z" G! ~/ j# U

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      老婆柳眉倒竖,说:这是狼心狗肺,专门给你买的。
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5 }) w/ P5 ~3 `8 j9 x9 z* b' W1 Q      我心想再不承认,我可要倒霉了,就说:谢谢你的好意,谢谢你给我洗衣服。
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3 v: X! A7 a1 j' _      老婆说:我看你最近很忙,忙得连洗衣服的时间都没有,我是实在看不下去了,人靠衣裳马靠鞍,大夏天的,衣服要勤换勤洗!
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0 }: Y2 w6 k! l9 T. O  a' `      我说:是是是,可是我、我口袋里的钱呢?
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      老婆说:老实说,哪里来的钱?是不是又去打麻将了?# S( v6 J/ G1 c) j( V: J
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3 k8 ^) j9 @4 D, \$ S      我小声说:你都知道了。
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7 C5 J0 K. c4 C6 o      老婆说:一个大男人,要有大志,要想方设法去赚钱养家,你看看你,天天就知道打麻将,你再这样下去,人都会废掉的。
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8 L) A8 D% H+ u( i: d      老婆的一席话,深深地触动了我的神经。是啊,最近一段时间,我是白天背着老婆去打麻将,晚上又熬到深更半夜在网博,没有时间去关心老婆,也没有时间去给孩子辅导暑假作业,整个人彻彻底底变了。6 ~; n1 h$ t3 u2 _- z

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      老婆又说:我又不是不让你玩,有时间就玩玩,咱不能把菠菜当成主业,不能让菠菜影响到咱们的家庭生活。
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      我点点头。
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      老婆突然温柔起来,说:我知道你会以家庭为主的,今晚我给你包饺子吃!! S, Z& k( {- O  J" ~. `& S9 r8 h
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      晚上,我吃了老婆包的饺子,好香好香,好幸福!
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